United States are in a pickle! The madness of Albanian government goes haywire

Fix Fare, the most popular TV show in Albania, proved one more time last night that it is there to keep Albanians laughing and crying in the same time and that the hosts, Saimir and the Doctor, are unbeatable and irreplaceable in their domain of rapping the corrupt officials, whoever they are, and insistence in finding a solution for the various problems raised in the show. But their most precious laughingstock are becoming “the unequaled heroic deeds of the government and prime minister, in particular, that have led to planetary successes in economy and other fields of life in Albania", facts that give the guys raw material to give Albanians a good laugh. After the comparison of equality that prime minister Berisha daringly made between the Albanian economy and that of Germany few days ago, which made the guys of Fix Fare go wild in their mockery and satire, last night they went even farther and by all rights. The show aired a news report by the government-sponsored television ABC News (nothing to do with US abc), where the reporter bluntly and brazenly said that, in Economic Freedom List, Albania was four spots ahead of United States, what, as she put it, demonstrated that Albania is on the path of an unprecedented economic success. Among hearty guffaws of laughter and tears rolling down their eyes, Saimir and Doctor, using hard-hitting punchlines mockingly addressed the big problems the United States are facing now and the prospect that the Americans will come to Albania by masses, because they will want to live in this economic paradise. And after Germany it was America’s turn to be left behind by the unimaginable successes of Albania in economy.

Prime minister’s fits of delirium as the leader of a great nation that is defying the largest economies of the world is becoming very disturbing in the country, especially when they are fueled by some Albanian-government-sponsored activities in the United States and the aberrant articles in some magazines that are paid dearly in unbelievable amounts of money that belong to the poverty-stricken Albanian taxpayers. Albanians are witnessing how their money is going toward building a Cult of the Individual for the insane prime minister, where US lobbyists have a paramount role to play.  

Alfred Kola